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Growing Schmoely - Same as it Ever Was 
23rd-Dec-2010 02:12 pm

Ah, here we are at Sim State.  Now where did that pansy boy get to?  NICO!

He's not here.

Whaddya mean "he's not not here"?  NICO!

He doesn't exist in this reality.  This is all about you.  This is your new story.

My story has already been told.  A long time ago --------

In a galaxy far, far away?

Oh very funny.  Haha.  You know how it goes . . . devastatingly handsome son of a mafioso goes under cover to avoid getting capped.  Meets & marries Christy.  Has that pansy Nico, darling Arabella, then the alien twin spawn.  You know.  I'm a legendary sim.

In your own mind.  That reality no longer exists.  It was swallowed by a hard drive black hole.  This is your life now, deal.

I want that other Sim-Goddess.  Where'd she go?  RUBY!

Would you quit that awful bellowing??  Trust me when I tell you that you're better off with me behind the keyboard.  You'll have a good life here. 
Ruby is an Ebil and Wrathful Goddess!  Fear her delete key!

Not very free-thinking right now, is he?  But he does still have that ginormous ego.

So I met this chick and we took a few minutes to discuss her dangerous curves.

*eyeroll*  Same as it ever was.

You may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife."  Yet.

Oddly enough, she's still going through with the kiss even after that face you were making.


*eyeroll*  Same as it ever was.

Oh yeah, I've still got it.

*eyeroll*  Same as it --

Shut it, Woman!  You're ruining the mood here!

*wipes eyes*  They grow so quickly!

This is not my beautiful house.

Not yet.  This is your new beginning.  This is your life.  Same as it ever was.  Not quite.


The coach chews Joe out for not being fit enough.  *snerk*  Looks good to me!

A couple of sim-selves and dormies do the "Ack!  Fire!" dance in the rain after a lightning strike.  It's ok you guys, the rain will put the Ack! Fire! out.  *headdesk*
23rd-Dec-2010 07:44 pm (UTC)
omg I choked on my soda! I should know better than to drink anything while reading your updates. I love it. Yay!! I cant beleive Joe is back! *peers* That lovely blonde bimbo... erm fiance of his looks familiar...
24th-Dec-2010 12:49 pm (UTC)
*cheers* I made my Roo choke! My work here is done. Hey! I resemble that remark!
24th-Dec-2010 01:21 pm (UTC)
oh my god I'm in love! hysterical and funny and cute and also I like that song so it's just about perfect!
24th-Dec-2010 02:02 pm (UTC)
Hi! I'm glad you like it. Thanks for reading.
24th-Dec-2010 01:55 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahaha!! I love that bit about ruby being a wrathful and whatnot. *snicker* Hehe. I like him ... he reminds me a little bit of Orrin.
24th-Dec-2010 02:03 pm (UTC)
I took that bit about Ruby straight from her siggy. :D He is a bit like Orrin, but yet, he's definitely his own sim.
24th-Dec-2010 05:04 pm (UTC)
I chortled my way through the whole update. Some of the faces Joe made!! lol

And I love you used the tagline from Ruby's siggy (that I gave upon her..and she IS a ebil and wrathful goddess! If I was a sim or a WoW toon I would totally fear her delte key.)
24th-Dec-2010 07:15 pm (UTC)
It's true! He should fear the Wrath of Ruby. I'm much nicer to my sims. *nods*
24th-Dec-2010 05:12 pm (UTC)
LOL! This is great! Funny stuff! And great theme song too - I could just hear it playing in my head! Had to go dig that up and play it out loud.

So glad to see you posting again! :)
24th-Dec-2010 07:17 pm (UTC)
Thanks Laura. Joe is the first sim who ever took up residence inside my head. Now he won't leave. As far as finding a theme, I'm taking inspiration from you. :D
29th-Dec-2010 08:41 pm (UTC)
*gigglesnorts* Okay, the expression on his face when he's shouting for Ruby is priceless! I forgot how expressive our Sims were in 2. *chuckles*

Yup, he's the same old Joe. *giggles* "You may tell yourself 'This is not my beautiful wife'..." *sighs* Now I know what song CeeCee was yammering about. *shoulders slump* I'm not gonna get that out of my head for at least a day now.

Dayum, she's easy! *snickers at him snapping at Lisa*

Aw, man, you hadda throw in another line, didn't you. *grumbles*

Wow, that coach sure takes his job seriously, getting the kids to work out. *blinks*
29th-Dec-2010 10:49 pm (UTC)
Can I help it that you all are so easily suggestible? I'll have to work really hard to come up with a better earworm for the next one. *grin*

Hey! I resemble that remark too. (At least I used to resemble it. :D)
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